There are three stages of a man growing up:
1- He believes in Santa
2- He does not believe in Santa
3- He is Santa
It is New Year, and the judge is in a good mood, addressing the convicted:
- What are you being accused of?
- Of doing my holiday shopping too early.
- There is nothing criminal about that!
- The thing is that I was doing my shopping before the store opened...
- I read so much about the harmful effects of alcohol and smoking that I decided to quit.
- Which one drinking or smoking?
I am getting ready for New Year.
I think my liver is getting suspicious...
- Boxing is the best kind of sport!
- You must be a famous boxer?
- No, I am a dentist.
While I was proving to my husband that I can keep silent – I lost my voice.
The worst thing for your nervous system is a slow internet.
Would you like to radically change your life? Then simply do not pay for your internet connection.
Humor from the Russian school kids
- Which writers do we call the classics?
- The ones we study in class.
Teacher asking a student:
- Why are you so bad at studying English?
- Why do I need it?
- Half of the world’s population speak this language!
- Is that not enough?
- What are you going to do if hooligans attack you?
- I am not afraid of them – I know karate, aikido, judo and other scary words!
Wishing you a very Happy and Healthy New Year!